the snoring, i can do without. but i'll live with it, because i love you.

A certain heinous bitch told me a while back, a month back, to be exact, not to complain about people snoring, and in this case, my boyfriend. (I used an incessant amount of commas in that sentence.) Because wives seem to miss their husbands (or husbands seem to miss their wives) after their husband passes, because of the silence that surfaces. (oxymoron!)

But now that I think about it, I realise that this argument is so extremely flawed, that all I can go is gawk in disgust. If my husband has passed away. Why in God’s name would I want to miss him even further, when I hear the lack of snoring? If he never snored in the first place, things would just sound normal. And I don’t have to deal with heart ache every single second that I am awake. So seriously, how about you get a brain, moron.